Thursday, April 27, 2006

Morning

If the Metro lines are the arteries of the city, then Washington, DC had a major heart attack today. It's hard to start a day off on a good foot when two red line trains break down and then the one your on suddenly decides it has to empty out at Judiciary Square. Two trains later and an angry commuter orgy on car five, pre-coffee and breakfast: I'm here at work, bombarded by a series of priorities, deadlines and Outlook e-mails with that little annoying chime of an exclamation point. Does IT maintenance between the hours of 2am and 6am really need to be priority? If so, I've been desensitized.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Legs Akimbo

Laying in bed I play with her red hair, "Where have you been the past five months?"

Tom Wait's gruffs out a lonley, single man's love song - "Been thinking about you, Gin and Vermouth"

"Busy," she says.

"Me too"
"You know, I had my eye on you since the first day we met, a year and a half ago?"
"Really?"

All these double knit strangers, I just can't get in.

"I always thought you were cute too."
"Really?"
"You think I really enjoy watching the Oscars?"

Well I'll be dreaming about you tonight, baby

She pecks me on the cheek, "it just feels right."
"You're gorgeous."

Monday, April 24, 2006

Dementors

I stand by the coffee machine, pouring hot water into my maroon mug and a bag of Earl Grey tea. The vibrations of an 18 wheeler streech up behind with the stomp and flop of birkenstalk flats, unmistakably the Office Vampire. She screeches a "Happy Monday," and waits until I acknowledge. Shortness of breath, dilated eyes - I'm in panic mode. The hot water is still filling up -a 30 second process, which now feels like an eternity in purgatory.

"Morning, OV," I say - unavoidable hellos are a bitch.

There's only one logically way out of the kitchen for me and OV, a mother of one, divorced, aged 64 years, stands in my way and I already feel her vortex of a wormhole for happy thoughts sucking all the fun I had this weekend out of my mind and body. Where is Harry Potter's Petronus when you need one.

"My cats have been at it again. They keep stratching at my new curtains. But they're so cute. They're so intuitive. I get along with my cats better then people...and I got Betti a new bed this week..."

Just shoot me, right now.

She continues "... have you been following the story about the kitty that got trapped inbetween walls in NYC? Amazing story, the cat was there for two weeks and...."

I can't breathe.

M walks into the kitchen to toast his bagel.

She continues "...Hi, M. Is that sesame seed? You ever wonder what a sesame is? Like what they grow into?"

Poor Bastard. Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact and walk quickly.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

feeling political this week...

 
$285 billion in free trade = Lost of an Independent Tawain, Condoning of Religious Intolerance, Repression of free thought and freedom of expression.
 
But then again, it's just smart politics....or as I like to think, a compromise of our basic principals.

Assimilate or what?!

Robert J. Samuelson aka Biggest Asshole Ever 's article on Assimilation

I really shouldn't read the news, especially op-eds before going to bed. But after reading this article I couldn't help - I needed to respond. We'll call Samuelson BAE in this response. BAE is going under a few assumptions - that all immigrants are here because the pay and money is sooo great for toilet cleaners and bar backs. - That we leave the comforts of our country and people to live here as strangers, in a land who's language is foreign, whose people are spoiled, and government does not recognize. - That all the illegal immigrants that are here already are not pursuing a means to become legalized citizens in the working-form that this country has already set up - we would just rather settle being unrecognized minimally paid slaves with no rights and always under the threat of deportation. - That we would not value our citizenship here - become a drain on society, compared to those here who complain but never do anything about those complaints - who stand for nothing and have taken their own citizenship for granted.

BAE, you are a racist bastard who has just catergorized all illegal immigrants as poor, lazy, dirty and undeserving of the liberty and freedom our founding father's granted this country - not just you and me, but this country and all the people in it - legally and illegally. BAE, you sit in your house on top of a hill and preach statistics, opinion and unannotated facts, a house an illegal immigrant may have once cleaned, built, or had dinner cooked by an illegal immigrant while your shirts were being washed and starched by an illegal immigrant. You got to work today in a car that was serviced by an illegal immigrant, driven by an illegal immigrant. Maybe got a hot dog at lunch delivered and served to you by an illegal immigrant.

We rally with a voice louder and more united than any 'legal' to prove we are more American, while you BAE, twirl your out-dated mustache, brush your tweed jacket, scared to death that it may be you who has to assimilate.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

July 16, 1981

Was the day my family came to Boston, MA United States of America.  This year, they will be celebrating their 25th anniversery here.

I walk into the house just as the sun is setting. An amber light comes through the southwestern dinning room windows and sprawles across the maple wood table, piled with slices of raw squid, beef and shrimp ready to be communily cooked in butter. Around the table sits my Dad, my Mom, my Uncle Phoung, his wife Long, my aunt Lua, my aunt Gam and her husband Kim. My Grandmother sits at the head of the table. My little cousins sit in the kitchen - as long as they can sit still - and eat while watching Alladin. I come in after hours of playing basketball. I shake hands with my uncles and kiss my aunts and my Grandmother - still beautiful with her long silver hair in a bun and youthful smile.

The table is sprawled with drinks and plates, platters of mint, rice paper, cucumbers, lettuces and a special pinapple dipping sauce.

I shower and come back to join them. We toast to my weekend back home. My uncle Kim slaps me on the shoulder and ask me how work is going. My Aunt My Lua asks me how come I keep coming back to Boston alone. Where are the girls you are suppose to bring home, she says. My Dad talks about how my Aunt in Vietname is now a doctor, and how my uncle here is a teacher and how nice it would be to have a lawyer in the family.

We laugh over stories about My Dad's boss and his midlife-crisis-Harley, the Vietnamese couple my Aunt My Lua is boarding and how they lack the drive, old stories about my Uncle Kim and his first experiance with pizza. We toast to our sucesses, talk more of family and then international politics and local politics. I tell stories about DC and my perspective on MA's new health care bill, of inequality in higher education, and we toast to our fortunate place in this world.

Pretty soon, I'm playing games with the youngest member of our family - 2.5 year old Emma, drawing pictures for her 6 year old, older brother, Nicky, and making faces at my little 10 year old cousin Vivi.

My friends from High school come over later and sit down at our table - like family. We eat more, drink and toast more and talk. My Unlce Kim tells stories about the unbelievable struggles and coincidences of life. My Uncle Phuong talks about practicality and his students and My Dad asks about the friends that are not sitting around the table with us.

Twenty five years later their lessons are still their lives.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

review time

I have my review today. It's not done by my direct boss - mainly because I have 15 of them. So instead, they all fill out performance evaluations and then have our human resource director go through them and tell us how we did. I'm not so nervous about what they think about me, but I have a underlying desire to tear a few of the attorneys apart. So I'll do it here rather then in the meeting:
 
Attorney 1 - Your attitude on life sucks. You have no sense of long term project planning and are very fortunate to have me doing the grunt work.
 
Attorney 2 - I'm glad you got engaged, so now we don't have to hear about your whining and now that the after glow has settled, how about helping Attorney 1 and me on the project you were suppose to help out on?
 
Attorney 3 - I really don't want to hear about your sex life. And grow a set of balls and start telling the client how it is, not the other way around. You're their attorney!
 
Partner 1 - Get some of your own clients and quit it with the e-mail chains.
 
Attorney 4 - I understand you are a first year, but how am I working more hours then you and doing about 1/3 of my work for you!
 
 

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Ortiz talking to the new guys

''I keep telling the new guys. Wait until you play your first game at Fenway. You might need a diaper." -- Newly Extended David Ortiz
 
Found this on the Dirt Dogs website this morning.

Fenway's Opening Day!

April is Spring Blossoms, High School trips and most importantly the beginning of baseball season. It's the time of year where we hang around each other's offices chatting about Vlad and if he could only learn to be more patient, or Damon's betrayal and Schilling's Spring. We'll high five at bars wearing our team's hats, shell peanuts at RFK and drink beer out of plastic bottles.
 
And today, every sox fan will look at each other and say Happy Opening Day, almost as if we are congratulating each other over a new born baby. Opening day is not just for baseball fans, it's for America. It's a rewind through past springs, a celebration of new beginnings and a reminder that even with the bitter, cold death of winter, Spring will always come with new life, new love, and new beginnings.
 
The regular season is 162 games long, and every team is a World Series contender. Each game that has been played by the Red Sox already, I consider an extended spring training. Today Beckett will take the mound and be greeted with open arms to his new home town. We'll welcome Lowell, Gonzales, and Coco. We'll think about (some of us bitterly) the center field spot where Damon use to stand and recognize Adam Stern who is filing in for an injured Coco. New comers will wonder why we are Booing a kid name Kevin Youkalis, while the real fans will know we are screaming YOOUUK!
 
The weather in Boston today is Sunny and clear with a high of 62. Happy Opening Day!

Friday, April 07, 2006

So what now

Sorry for not updating in a while. I've been busy with work and figuring out my future. Apparently everytime I look into the crystal I see a cloudy haze and through it, - more cloudy haze. I got my first rejection letter since Richmond Univiersity almost six years ago. I never get rejected! Hence, I don't take it very well. I've only told a few people. I don't really want to make a huge deal out of it, even though it is, since Suffolk Law was my first choice. Not the best law school out there, but certianly the most convienent to my plans to move back to Boston. Too good for them? probably. So what now??
 
I'll either be in NYC or DC next year, and that's only if I don't change my career track to become the greatest pastry chef in the world! jk. but what if?
 
I haven't worked in my play in a while. I'm planning to punch out the second scene this weekend - that is if work isn't too bad.
 
I saw Dave Chappell at DC Improv on Monday night! That was awesome. He was totally feeding off the audience and throwing out some of his best stuff. Picture the scene - DC IMprov set up in a intimate jazz club setting. Waiters and Waitresses in black carrying drinks and taking orders. Red velvet curtains, dim lighting. The show starts at 11pm with a tall white guy from Northern Vreally funny. Dave comes ons stage, runs around and lights a cigarette. Just talking, just hanging out in his hometown.
 
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