Pond Street

I have these fantasies. They consist of just getting up and going. Taking whatever I have with me and a passport and going to a small island. I could be a bartender and sell hemp to tourist in Jamaica.

I would teach kids how to write and do math during the day and tend bar and smoke weed at night. The bar I will work at will be named Pond Street to remind me of home. My drink specials will include:

The Cape Codder
Gin N' Juice
Whiskey Sour
Vodka and Toni
Leeche fruit and rum
Pinapple juice and coconut rum

On tuesday we'll have quiz night and serve bananna friters. The quiz will consist of questions having to do with literature and popular reality TV.

For example : Who wrote a story about an old man trying to catch a fish in Cuba? answer - Hemmingway

Which will be followed up by: Who smacked Irene on MTV's real world? Answer: Stephen from Real World Settle. (yes, I still gasp at the highlights of that video).

Thursday will be opposit sex karoke night. Meaning you would have to sing a song made popular by a member of the opposit sex. Of course everyone would have to be high and drunk. Guess apparances will be made by Bob Sagget and he will sing "It's raining men." I use to have a small obscure connection to the Back Street Boys. Maybe I could get the hook up and have them all come down and do a version of "Lady Marmalade." I mean they are making a come back, right? Of course that would be followed up by Brittany Spierce and her baby sining Green Day's "Basket Case."

Weekends would be live reggee and ska-reggae bands. Why Ska? I have a thing for trumpets..i don't know. Monday night would be spoken word night. Oh, the possibilities.

At night I'd go to my boat, lights a huge blunt and smoke it while my garden gnome plays the piano. Maybe I'll just get a spider monkey and train him to play the piano. Garden gnomes tend to get stolen a lot.

I really have no idea where all that came from. Sweetness!