Conversations with Abe

Happy Friday everybody. I have a bobble head Abraham Lincoln sitting on my desk. It's from the National's V. Mets game back during the summer. It's actually really nice. I use him as my moral guidance throughout the work day.

Me: Shit, I'm never going to get this all done.
Abe: Maybe you should stop browsing facebook every hour for 15 minutes.
Me: Oh.
Abe: And on that topic, maybe you should clean up your desk. It looks like it threw up and I'm rather bothered by it.
Me: Oh, yeah. I'll do it.
Abe: Now.
Me: Yes, Mr. President.
(I bobble Abe's head)
Abe: Goddahahahauhmmit!