Assimilate or what?!
Robert J. Samuelson aka Biggest Asshole Ever 's article on Assimilation
I really shouldn't read the news, especially op-eds before going to bed. But after reading this article I couldn't help - I needed to respond. We'll call Samuelson BAE in this response. BAE is going under a few assumptions - that all immigrants are here because the pay and money is sooo great for toilet cleaners and bar backs. - That we leave the comforts of our country and people to live here as strangers, in a land who's language is foreign, whose people are spoiled, and government does not recognize. - That all the illegal immigrants that are here already are not pursuing a means to become legalized citizens in the working-form that this country has already set up - we would just rather settle being unrecognized minimally paid slaves with no rights and always under the threat of deportation. - That we would not value our citizenship here - become a drain on society, compared to those here who complain but never do anything about those complaints - who stand for nothing and have taken their own citizenship for granted.
BAE, you are a racist bastard who has just catergorized all illegal immigrants as poor, lazy, dirty and undeserving of the liberty and freedom our founding father's granted this country - not just you and me, but this country and all the people in it - legally and illegally. BAE, you sit in your house on top of a hill and preach statistics, opinion and unannotated facts, a house an illegal immigrant may have once cleaned, built, or had dinner cooked by an illegal immigrant while your shirts were being washed and starched by an illegal immigrant. You got to work today in a car that was serviced by an illegal immigrant, driven by an illegal immigrant. Maybe got a hot dog at lunch delivered and served to you by an illegal immigrant.
We rally with a voice louder and more united than any 'legal' to prove we are more American, while you BAE, twirl your out-dated mustache, brush your tweed jacket, scared to death that it may be you who has to assimilate.
I really shouldn't read the news, especially op-eds before going to bed. But after reading this article I couldn't help - I needed to respond. We'll call Samuelson BAE in this response. BAE is going under a few assumptions - that all immigrants are here because the pay and money is sooo great for toilet cleaners and bar backs. - That we leave the comforts of our country and people to live here as strangers, in a land who's language is foreign, whose people are spoiled, and government does not recognize. - That all the illegal immigrants that are here already are not pursuing a means to become legalized citizens in the working-form that this country has already set up - we would just rather settle being unrecognized minimally paid slaves with no rights and always under the threat of deportation. - That we would not value our citizenship here - become a drain on society, compared to those here who complain but never do anything about those complaints - who stand for nothing and have taken their own citizenship for granted.
BAE, you are a racist bastard who has just catergorized all illegal immigrants as poor, lazy, dirty and undeserving of the liberty and freedom our founding father's granted this country - not just you and me, but this country and all the people in it - legally and illegally. BAE, you sit in your house on top of a hill and preach statistics, opinion and unannotated facts, a house an illegal immigrant may have once cleaned, built, or had dinner cooked by an illegal immigrant while your shirts were being washed and starched by an illegal immigrant. You got to work today in a car that was serviced by an illegal immigrant, driven by an illegal immigrant. Maybe got a hot dog at lunch delivered and served to you by an illegal immigrant.
We rally with a voice louder and more united than any 'legal' to prove we are more American, while you BAE, twirl your out-dated mustache, brush your tweed jacket, scared to death that it may be you who has to assimilate.
posted by Class Officers at
2:57 AM
2 Comments:
powerful entry :o)
I couldn't even finish reading that article b/c it made me sick. Your answer to BAE is well put.
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