The meaning of being Single

My CD collection is mine and not intermixed, diluted or confused (although having the new Ghost Face CD next to John Mayer is rather confusing to some).

There aren't long hairs left on my dress shirts.

I go as I please.

Saturday nights have no obligations.

My movie choice is mine and my taste buds get its satisfaction.

Not anxious.

And yes, I'm wearing the pair of boxers with holes in them.