Office vampire moments

I call her the Vampire. She walks in the lobby and says, "Why can't we call it a Christmas tree (talking about the national tree lighting tonight)? Aren't we a Christian Country. I swear this furry of foreigners, you know how I feel about that!"

And now she is talking about the guy from NYC who came here to upload new software on our computers. "DID you know DW was gay!? And did you notice the ring on his middle finger!? Why, I never."

LR (receptionist) says, "I didn't think that meant anything. A lot of people wear their class rings on their middle finger."

"Yeah, but the middle finger has a lot of connotations!"

Yesterday she went up to me and said, "I think Rich is an Anti-Semite."

"Why is that?"

"He doesn't talk to me"

"But Vampire, you're not Jewish."

"Yeah, but I have a Jewish last name."