Napolean complex

We stood around Napolean's table and both thought..what glass is for what. She sat beautifully at one end of the table, by the rays of the afternoon sun. I pretended to be Napolean and all I could picture for inspiration was that short guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures. "That glass is for the port and that is for the champange," she says. Fantastic, I think. I've been in this city for almost six years and now you decide to show up.