Livings

While I'm busy at work protecting rich investors and corporate money-makers, the girlfriend is off saving the world. Here is a project of hers that got into the front page of the Washington Times last week.

I did buy diapers for an organization helping out low-income families with newborn babies this Saturday. Give me extra props because I felt like everyone was staring at me while I picked out the size three, super-absorbant Huggies.

Cashier: Paper or plastic?
Me: (Well, they are plastic diapers so..) Plastic, thanks.
Cashier: Do you have a bonus card?
Me: (Hands her the Bonus card) Nice, I saved $4 on the diapers....(Pause) They aren't for me...I mean, They aren't for my baby either..They're for that group outside collecting...Nevermind. Thanks.
Cashier: Have a nice day, sir.