Office Vampires

We call her the office Vampire.

 

Over heard conversation today at work:

Vampire (on the phone): Hi, I tried changing my password and it wouldn't work.

Vampire: well, it use to be my birthday: June 1st and then I switched the number around, and then it use to be an eight letter word, and now I was told to change my password again and I tried.....

Vampire: No, I'm sitting at the front desk.

Vampire: Why do we need all this security stuff anyway?

Vampire: Well, it use to be so easy. Now it takes me a good 10 minutes to log in..

Vampire: So I need a symbol, a capital letter and..what?

Vampire: oh, a number.

Vampire: That's ridiculous. You think we could make something easier.

Vampire: Well, I still think...

Vampire: Wait, It's not accepting.

Vampire: Oh, a symbol.

Vampire: Well, you know I've been here for six years and this is the third time this year I've had to change passwords.

Vampire: It worked...Hello? Hello?...hmm..he hung up.